Bear Assed Monkey
Bear Assed Monkey
Also known as: Illuminauto #41
What is the Bear Assed Monkey strain?
Bear Assed Monkey is a hybrid cannabis strain with up to 25.0% THC, known for its relaxed effects and chocolate and citrus flavor profile.
Bear Assed Monkey is an autoflowering hybrid cannabis strain developed by Mephisto Genetics as Illuminauto #41, released in 2020. This strain represents a carefully crafted cross between 3 Bears OG and 4 Assed Monkey, combining the legendary Bear OG genetics with Gorilla Glue #4 lineage. The strain showcases the classic OG characteristics in a compact, manageable autoflowering format that flowers in 63-70 days from seed. Bear Assed Monkey produces bulky plants with dense, resin-coated buds that exhibit exceptional bag appeal and sparkly trichome coverage. Despite being classified as smaller to medium-sized plants, they yield generously when given proper care, typically reaching heights of 50-80cm. The strain benefits from gentle leaf tucking and light defoliation techniques but doesn't require heavy training due to its limited vegetative period. Known for producing heavyweight effects, this strain is particularly suited for evening or nighttime use, delivering potent relaxation and sedative qualities that can be overwhelming for inexperienced users while satisfying seasoned cannabis enthusiasts.
What are the effects of Bear Assed Monkey?
What are the medical benefits of Bear Assed Monkey?
- Users report relief from insomnia
- May help with aching joints
- Often used for evening/nighttime medication
- Users report strong sedative effects for sleep disorders
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
What are the side effects of Bear Assed Monkey?
- 😰 Anxiety
- 💧 Dry Mouth
- 👁️ Dry Eyes
- Dry mouth
- Dry eyes
- Can be overwhelming for inexperienced users
- May cause heavy sedation
How do you grow Bear Assed Monkey?
Bear Assed Monkey is an autoflowering strain with moderate growing difficulty, suitable for both indoor and outdoor cultivation. Plants flower in 63-70 days from germination and reach heights of 50-80cm, making them ideal for small spaces. Expected yield ranges from 80-120 grams per plant. The strain benefits from gentle leaf tucking every few days and strategic light defoliation but should avoid heavy training techniques due to limited vegetative time. Plants produce multiple bud sites and respond well to LST (Low Stress Training) methods. The strain is known for producing dense, resin-encrusted buds with excellent bag appeal and is relatively hardy, making it suitable for beginners with attention to care.
How should you use Bear Assed Monkey?
Bear Assed Monkey is a hybrid strain with 25.0% THC, which is considered high potency. As a hybrid, it offers versatility for both daytime and evening use.
Beginners
Start with 1-2 small inhalations or 2.5-5mg if using edibles. Wait 15 minutes before taking more. This strain is potent — start very low.
Regular Users
A standard session of 3-5 inhalations or 5-15mg edible dose. Effects typically onset within 5-15 minutes when inhaled, 30-90 minutes for edibles.
Experienced Users
Adjust to personal tolerance. At 25.0% THC, even experienced users should respect this strain's potency.
Start low and go slow. This is not medical advice — consult a healthcare professional before using cannabis.
What is the genetic lineage of Bear Assed Monkey?
What are Bear Assed Monkey's parent strains?
Frequently Asked Questions
How does Bear Assed Monkey make you feel?
Bear Assed Monkey is a hybrid strain that primarily produces relaxed effects, followed by sleepy. Users report the dominant effect at 90% intensity. With 25.0% THC, this strain is considered potent and best suited for experienced users.
Is Bear Assed Monkey good for medical use?
Bear Assed Monkey has been reported by users for users report relief from insomnia, may help with aching joints, often used for evening/nighttime medication, users report strong sedative effects for sleep disorders. As a hybrid, it offers a balanced profile that may work throughout the day.
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
Are there side effects with Bear Assed Monkey?
Some users have reported anxiety, dry mouth, dry eyes, dry mouth, dry eyes, can be overwhelming for inexperienced users, may cause heavy sedation when using Bear Assed Monkey. Starting with a low dose and staying hydrated can help minimize these effects.
What does Bear Assed Monkey taste and smell like?
Bear Assed Monkey features a flavor profile of chocolate, citrus, coffee, diesel, earthy, lemon, pine, sweet. The dominant terpenes are Humulene and Caryophyllene, which contribute to its distinctive aroma.
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What does the research say about Bear Assed Monkey?
Bear Assed Monkey is a hybrid cannabis strain containing up to 25.0% THC, with a terpene profile dominated by Humulene and Caryophyllene. Below are authoritative resources for understanding the compounds in this strain.
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