Cheetah Piss
Cheetah Piss
Also known as: Funky Kitty
Overview
Cheetah Piss is an evenly-balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created by the renowned Cookies brand through crossing three distinctive strains: Lemonnade, Gelato 42, and London Poundcake 97. This strain was developed as a modern homage to the infamous 'Cat Piss' strain that gained popularity at California medical dispensaries in the early 2000s, though the two strains share little in common beyond their provocative nomenclature and pungent ammonia-like aroma. The strain exhibits dense, bright neon green buds with vibrant yellow-orange pistils and a thick, frosty coating of golden amber crystal trichomes that can easily flake off when handled. Despite its off-putting name, Cheetah Piss has gained significant recognition in the cannabis community for its complex flavor profile and well-balanced effects. The strain's unique terpene composition creates a distinctive sensory experience that combines sweet, creamy fruity notes with sour citrus undertones, complemented by heavy pungent diesel and gas accents that emerge when the buds are broken apart. This aromatic complexity, while reminiscent of its namesake's ammonia-like qualities, offers a more refined and sophisticated profile that includes hints of lemon cake, chemical acidity, pine, and subtle minty undertones.
Effects
Reported Medical Uses
- Users report relief from chronic stress
- May help with depression and mood swings
- Often used for chronic fatigue management
- Users report pain relief benefits
- May help with anxiety disorders
- Often used for ADHD and focus issues
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
Possible Negative Effects
Growing Information
Cheetah Piss cultivation is considered moderately challenging to difficult, making it more suitable for experienced growers. The strain has a flowering time of 8-10 weeks when grown indoors, with outdoor harvests typically ready by mid to late October. Indoor plants generally remain short to medium in height (up to 6 feet), while outdoor plants can reach 8+ feet. Indoor yields average 0.5 oz/ft², while outdoor plants can produce 5-10 oz per plant. The strain thrives in controlled indoor environments with temperatures between 65-85°F and humidity levels of 40-50%. Plants prefer well-draining organic soil with pH levels between 6.0-7.0, and require careful attention to airflow management and pest control. Seeds typically cost $10-15 each for standard or feminized varieties.