Colombian Thunder Funk
Colombian Thunder Funk
Also known as: Colombian Thunderfuck
Overview
Colombian Thunder Funk is a sativa-dominant hybrid strain (85% sativa/15% indica) created by NorStar Genetics through crossing Alaskan Thunder Fuck (A.T.F.) with Santa Marta Colombian Gold. This strain represents a modern interpretation of classic Colombian genetics, combining the legendary Colombian Gold landrace heritage with the potency and reduced flowering time of Alaskan Thunder Fuck. The strain was developed to capture both the euphoric effects reminiscent of classic sativa strains while maintaining practical cultivation characteristics for modern growers.
The buds are visually striking with small, rounded, and fluffy bright neon green nugs featuring thin orange hairs and a generous coating of frosty white crystal trichomes. The plants exhibit the classic sativa structure with serrated leaves in lush green coloration that hints at their tropical origins. When cultivated outdoors in full sun, Colombian Thunder Funk can quickly outgrow most other strains in the garden, producing many large, dense, quality buds with exceptional resin production.
Effects
Reported Medical Uses
- Users report relief from chronic fatigue
- May help with depression or mood swings
- Often used for chronic stress or anxiety
- Reported to help with pain management
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
Possible Negative Effects
- Dry Mouth
- Couch-lock at higher doses
- Dry mouth
- Possible sedation despite initial energy
Growing Information
Colombian Thunder Funk is a mostly sativa strain that can be cultivated both indoors and outdoors. Indoor flowering time ranges from 65-75+ days (approximately 10 weeks), while outdoor harvesting typically occurs from mid to late October. The strain produces large yields with big, fatty, greasy colas that sativa lovers will appreciate. When grown outdoors in full sun, it will quickly outgrow most other strains in the garden. The Alaskan Thunder Fuck genetics help reduce flowering times to within respectable allowances while maintaining the Colombian's desirable traits. Plants are vigorous and can reach considerable height, especially outdoors. Only regular seeds are available, with no feminized options reported.