Flatbrainers
Flatbrainers
Also known as: Flat Brainers
Flatbrainers Strain Overview
Flatbrainers is a rare indica-dominant hybrid strain (75% indica/25% sativa) created by crossing GMO x Nom Nom strains, developed by Scapegoat Genetics. The strain gets its name from its ability to leave users feeling like there's nothing happening in their head, providing a break from racing or negative thoughts. Named after the numbing mental effects it produces, this potent strain is known for its extremely high THC content ranging from 25-31%, making it suitable for experienced users seeking relief from mental tension. The strain features rounded olive green nugs with light amber hairs and a thick coating of bright white crystal trichomes. Its distinctive appearance is complemented by a complex aroma profile that includes herbal, spicy, and earthy notes with chemical overtones accented by pungent fruit. The strain has gained popularity among cannabis connoisseurs for its ability to provide deep mental and physical relaxation while maintaining some uplifting qualities from its sativa genetics.
Flatbrainers Strain Effects
Flatbrainers Strain Positive Effects
- Users report relief from migraines and headaches
- May help with depression
- Often used for nausea and appetite loss
- Users report benefits for chronic pain
- May help with insomnia
- Often used for stress relief
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
Flatbrainers Strain Possible Negative Effects
Flatbrainers Strain Growing Information
Flatbrainers can be cultivated both indoors and outdoors with a flowering time of approximately 63 days (9 weeks). The strain is considered moderately difficult to grow and requires attention to environmental conditions. Plants prefer warm, humid climates with temperatures between 70-80°F. Proper air circulation is essential to prevent mold and fungal diseases. The strain is available as regular seeds from Scapegoat Genetics but feminized seeds are not currently available. Growers should expect dense, resinous buds with a thick coating of trichomes that may require careful handling during harvest.
Flatbrainers Strain Genetics
Flatbrainers Strain Parent Strains
Frequently Asked Questions
How does Flatbrainers make you feel?
Flatbrainers is known to produce the following effects:
- Relaxed: 90%
- Sleepy: 80%
- Euphoric: 75%
- Happy: 70%
- Uplifted: 60%
- Creative: 55%
What are the positive effects of Flatbrainers?
Flatbrainers has these reported positive effects:
- Users report relief from migraines and headaches
- May help with depression
- Often used for nausea and appetite loss
- Users report benefits for chronic pain
- May help with insomnia
- Often used for stress relief
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
What are the negative effects of Flatbrainers?
Possible negative effects include:
- Dry Mouth
- Dry Eyes
- Coughing
- Dry mouth
- Dry eyes
- Possible coughing
- May cause anxiety in high doses
What does Flatbrainers taste like?
Flatbrainers has the following flavor profile:
- Chemical
- Earthy
- Fruity
- Herbal
- Nutty
- Spicy
- Sweet