Goofiez²
Goofiez²
Also known as: Goofiez Squared, Goofiez 2
What is the Goofiez² strain?
Goofiez² is a hybrid cannabis strain with up to 30.0% THC, known for its giggly effects and apple and banana flavor profile.
Goofiez² is a premium cannabis hybrid developed by Compound Genetics as part of their renowned Jokerz collection, created through the careful crossbreeding of Apples & Bananas and Jokerz #31 strains. This strain is classified as a mostly indica-dominant hybrid, though some sources describe it as an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa). The strain exhibits extremely high THC levels ranging between 27% and 30%+, making it particularly potent and suitable for experienced cannabis consumers.
Visually, Goofiez² is distinguished by its exceptional bag appeal, featuring dense flowers with dark purple hues, tight calyxes punctuated by soft orange hairs, and an impressive layer of trichomes that create a sparkling, crystalline appearance. The strain presents a complex aromatic profile combining tropical fruit and kush notes with underlying sweet and fuel characteristics, while combining the alluring fruity notes of Apples & Bananas with the candy gas profile from Jokerz. With a flowering time of approximately 8-9 weeks, Goofiez² is known for high yields, capable of producing up to 1200 grams per outdoor plant and 650 grams per square meter indoors, establishing it as both a cultivator's and consumer's preferred choice in the premium cannabis market.
What are the effects of Goofiez²?
What are the medical benefits of Goofiez²?
- Users report relief from anxiety
- May help with depression
- Often used for stress management
- Users report help with PTSD symptoms
- May assist with bipolar disorder symptoms
- Often used for fatigue relief
- Users report help with chronic pain
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
What are the side effects of Goofiez²?
- 💧 Dry Mouth
- 👁️ Dry Eyes
- Dry mouth
- Dry eyes
- Possible anxiety in inexperienced users
- Potential couch lock at high doses
How do you grow Goofiez²?
Goofiez² is suitable for both indoor and outdoor cultivation with a flowering time of 8-9 weeks (approximately 60 days). The strain is a high-yielder, capable of producing up to 1200 grams per outdoor plant and 650 grams per square meter indoors. In terms of morphology, Goofiez² boasts a robust and vigorous growth, indicative of its mostly Indica heritage. Outdoor growers can expect to harvest their crops by late September to early October. For indoor cultivation, maintaining a temperature range between 68°F and 78°F is recommended to optimize resin production, with humidity levels kept around 40-50% during flowering to ensure optimal trichome development and reduce risks of bud rot. This strain is adaptable and can thrive in various environments, rewarding growers with its high-quality yields. Compound Genetics' Goofiez² is only available as feminized seeds.
How should you use Goofiez²?
Goofiez² is a hybrid strain with 30.0% THC, which is considered high potency. As a hybrid, it offers versatility for both daytime and evening use.
Beginners
Start with 1-2 small inhalations or 2.5-5mg if using edibles. Wait 15 minutes before taking more. This strain is potent — start very low.
Regular Users
A standard session of 3-5 inhalations or 5-15mg edible dose. Effects typically onset within 5-15 minutes when inhaled, 30-90 minutes for edibles.
Experienced Users
Adjust to personal tolerance. At 30.0% THC, even experienced users should respect this strain's potency.
Start low and go slow. This is not medical advice — consult a healthcare professional before using cannabis.
What is the genetic lineage of Goofiez²?
What are Goofiez²'s parent strains?
Frequently Asked Questions
How does Goofiez² make you feel?
Goofiez² is a hybrid strain that primarily produces giggly effects, followed by euphoric. Users report the dominant effect at 90% intensity. With 30.0% THC, this strain is considered potent and best suited for experienced users.
Is Goofiez² good for medical use?
Goofiez² has been reported by users for users report relief from anxiety, may help with depression, often used for stress management, users report help with ptsd symptoms, may assist with bipolar disorder symptoms, often used for fatigue relief, users report help with chronic pain. As a hybrid, it offers a balanced profile that may work throughout the day.
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
Are there side effects with Goofiez²?
Some users have reported dry mouth, dry eyes, dry mouth, dry eyes, possible anxiety in inexperienced users, potential couch lock at high doses when using Goofiez². Starting with a low dose and staying hydrated can help minimize these effects.
What does Goofiez² taste and smell like?
Goofiez² features a flavor profile of apple, banana, berry, cherry, citrus, diesel, hash, sweet, tropical, vanilla. The dominant terpenes are Caryophyllene and Linalool, which contribute to its distinctive aroma.
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What does the research say about Goofiez²?
Goofiez² is a hybrid cannabis strain containing up to 30.0% THC, with a terpene profile dominated by Caryophyllene and Linalool. Below are authoritative resources for understanding the compounds in this strain.
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