Government Cheese
Also known as: Gov Cheese, G-Cheese
Government Cheese Strain Overview
Government Cheese is an indica-dominant hybrid cannabis strain that has gained popularity for its unique flavor profile and potent effects. The strain's name is believed to reference the processed cheese distributed through government assistance programs in the United States during the 1980s, though the exact origin of this cannabis variety remains somewhat obscure. Most sources suggest it emerged from the underground cannabis breeding scene in the Pacific Northwest during the early 2000s, where it was developed by crossing classic cheese strains with potent indica genetics.
The strain is characterized by dense, chunky buds that are typically medium to dark green in color with occasional purple hues, often covered in a thick layer of frosty trichomes and vibrant orange pistils. The aroma is particularly distinctive, combining the pungent, funky cheese scent for which it's named with undertones of skunk, earth, and sweet fruit. When properly cured, Government Cheese produces a complex flavor profile that includes notes of aged cheese, diesel, and berries with a smooth, creamy smoke.
Government Cheese has become known among cannabis enthusiasts for its balanced yet potent effects that begin with a cerebral uplift before settling into deep physical relaxation. The strain has maintained a cult following despite not being as commercially widespread as some other cheese varieties, particularly among users who appreciate its unique terpene profile and reliable indica effects. Its genetics have also been used in breeding programs to create other cheese-forward hybrids.
Government Cheese Strain Effects
Government Cheese Strain Positive Effects
- Users report relief from chronic pain
- May help with insomnia and sleep disorders
- Often used for stress and anxiety reduction
- Some users find it helpful for appetite stimulation
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
Government Cheese Strain Possible Negative Effects
Government Cheese Strain Growing Information
Government Cheese is considered a moderately difficult strain to cultivate, making it better suited for growers with some experience. The plants typically flower in 8-9 weeks indoors and are ready for harvest by late September to early October when grown outdoors. Indoor yields are average to above average, producing approximately 14-18 ounces per square meter, while outdoor plants can yield 16-20 ounces per plant under optimal conditions.
The strain prefers a warm, Mediterranean-like climate with consistent temperatures and low humidity to prevent mold issues, particularly during the flowering stage. Plants tend to be medium in height with a bushy, indica-dominant structure that benefits from pruning and training techniques like topping and low-stress training to improve light penetration and airflow. Government Cheese is sensitive to overfeeding, especially nitrogen, and requires careful nutrient management. The strain's pungent aroma during flowering necessitates strong odor control measures for indoor cultivation.
Government Cheese Strain Genetics
Government Cheese Strain Parent Strains
Frequently Asked Questions
How does Government Cheese make you feel?
Government Cheese is known to produce the following effects:
- Relaxed: 85%
- Euphoric: 75%
- Happy: 70%
- Sleepy: 65%
What are the positive effects of Government Cheese?
Government Cheese has these reported positive effects:
- Users report relief from chronic pain
- May help with insomnia and sleep disorders
- Often used for stress and anxiety reduction
- Some users find it helpful for appetite stimulation
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
What are the negative effects of Government Cheese?
Possible negative effects include:
- Dry Mouth
- Dry Eyes
- Anxious
- Dry mouth (common)
- Dry eyes (common)
- Dizziness in novice users
- Potential for anxiety or paranoia in high doses or sensitive individuals
What does Government Cheese taste like?
Government Cheese has the following flavor profile:
- Berry
- Cheese
- Diesel
- Earthy
- Skunk