Granola Funk
Granola Funk
Granola Funk Strain Overview
Granola Funk is a balanced 50/50 hybrid cannabis strain created by renowned breeder Bodhi Seeds through crossing Girl Scout Cookies (Forum Cut) with Wookie 15. This potent strain was named after a theater crew that attended Rainbow Family gatherings, particularly commemorating a 2006 event in Steamboat Springs where the crew built a pirate ship-style stage. The strain has gained significant popularity on the West Coast and Colorado for its striking visual appeal and versatile therapeutic applications.
The strain is characterized by its dense, fluffy buds displaying vibrant olive green coloration with rich purple undertones and long tapered orange pistils. The buds are heavily coated with frosty white crystal trichomes, giving them a premium appearance. Granola Funk combines the best traits of both parent strains, inheriting the potency and cookie flavors from GSC while gaining enhanced density, yield, and a complex terpene profile from Wookie 15. The strain's aroma is particularly notable, featuring warm, doughy notes reminiscent of fresh-baked goods, complemented by hints of lavender, grapefruit, diesel, and vanilla undertones.
Granola Funk Strain Effects
Granola Funk Strain Positive Effects
- Users report relief from chronic pain
- May help with appetite loss and nausea
- Often used for depression management
- Users report relief from chronic stress
- May help with migraines and headaches
- Often used for insomnia
- Users report relief from anxiety
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
Granola Funk Strain Possible Negative Effects
Granola Funk Strain Growing Information
Granola Funk can be cultivated both indoors and outdoors with moderate difficulty. The strain has a flowering time of 8-10 weeks (49-70 days) and grows to approximately 60 inches in height. Indoor yields average 150-200g/m² while outdoor plants produce around 100-150g per plant. The strain stays relatively short with maximum heights of 0-4 feet, making it suitable for space-limited indoor setups. Plants thrive in warm, dry environments with proper ventilation to prevent moisture buildup. Despite moderate yields, the strain is known for producing dense, high-quality buds with striking visual appeal. Outdoor harvest typically occurs from late September to early October.
Granola Funk Strain Genetics
Granola Funk Strain Parent Strains
Frequently Asked Questions
How does Granola Funk make you feel?
Granola Funk is known to produce the following effects:
- Hungry: 90%
- Euphoric: 85%
- Relaxed: 80%
- Uplifted: 75%
- Happy: 70%
- Creative: 65%
- Giggly: 60%
What are the positive effects of Granola Funk?
Granola Funk has these reported positive effects:
- Users report relief from chronic pain
- May help with appetite loss and nausea
- Often used for depression management
- Users report relief from chronic stress
- May help with migraines and headaches
- Often used for insomnia
- Users report relief from anxiety
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
What are the negative effects of Granola Funk?
Possible negative effects include:
- Dry Mouth
- Dry Eyes
- Paranoia
- Dry mouth
- Dry eyes
- Possible paranoia in sensitive users
- May cause couch lock at higher doses
What does Granola Funk taste like?
Granola Funk has the following flavor profile:
- Cookie
- Diesel
- Earthy
- Floral
- Fruity
- Grapefruit
- Pine
- Vanilla