Green Bastard
Also known as: Green Bastard OG
Green Bastard Strain Overview
Green Bastard is a relatively rare cannabis strain that emerged from underground breeding circles in the early 2010s. The strain's exact origins are somewhat obscure, with breeders intentionally keeping details vague to maintain its underground appeal. What is known suggests it was developed by independent breeders in the Pacific Northwest region of the United States, possibly as a tribute to the fictional character from the Canadian television series 'Trailer Park Boys.' The strain gained a cult following among connoisseurs for its distinctive characteristics and potent effects.
The strain exhibits a striking visual appearance with dense, conical buds that display a vibrant green coloration accented by fiery orange pistils. A generous coating of trichomes gives the flowers a frosty, crystalline appearance. The foliage tends toward dark green hues with occasional purple undertones that may become more pronounced in cooler growing conditions. The buds are typically compact and resinous, with a structure that suggests indica dominance despite its hybrid classification.
Green Bastard is noted for its complex aromatic profile that combines earthy, diesel-like undertones with sweeter, fruity notes. The strain's effects are described as powerful and long-lasting, with users reporting a cerebral onset that gradually transitions into full-body relaxation. While not widely available in commercial markets, Green Bastard maintains a dedicated following among experienced cannabis enthusiasts who appreciate its unique characteristics and potent effects.
Green Bastard Strain Effects
Green Bastard Strain Positive Effects
- Users report relief from chronic pain
- May help with insomnia and sleep disorders
- Often used for stress and anxiety management
- Some report appetite stimulation
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
Green Bastard Strain Possible Negative Effects
Green Bastard Strain Growing Information
Green Bastard is considered a moderately difficult strain to cultivate, best suited for growers with some experience. The plants typically flower in 8-10 weeks indoors, with outdoor harvests occurring in late September to early October in northern hemisphere climates. Indoor yields are moderate to high, averaging 400-500 grams per square meter, while outdoor plants can produce 500-600 grams per plant under optimal conditions. The strain prefers a controlled indoor environment but can be grown outdoors in Mediterranean-like climates with consistent temperatures. Plants tend to remain medium in height, usually reaching 100-150 cm indoors and 150-200 cm outdoors. Special considerations include maintaining stable humidity levels to prevent mold due to the dense bud structure and providing adequate support during flowering as the resinous buds can become heavy.
Green Bastard Strain Genetics
Green Bastard Strain Parent Strains
Frequently Asked Questions
How does Green Bastard make you feel?
Green Bastard is known to produce the following effects:
- Relaxed: 85%
- Euphoric: 75%
- Creative: 65%
- Sleepy: 60%
What are the positive effects of Green Bastard?
Green Bastard has these reported positive effects:
- Users report relief from chronic pain
- May help with insomnia and sleep disorders
- Often used for stress and anxiety management
- Some report appetite stimulation
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
What are the negative effects of Green Bastard?
Possible negative effects include:
- Dry Mouth
- Dry Eyes
- Dry mouth
- Dry eyes
- Possible dizziness in novice users
- May cause couch-lock in higher doses
What does Green Bastard taste like?
Green Bastard has the following flavor profile:
- Citrus
- Diesel
- Earthy
- Pine