L.A. Woman
L.A. Woman
Also known as: LA Woman, Martian Confidential
What is the L.A. Woman strain?
L.A. Woman is a hybrid cannabis strain with up to 28.0% THC, known for its relaxed effects and citrus and earthy flavor profile.
L.A. Woman is a hybrid cannabis strain created by DNA Genetics, resulting from the cross of two multi-award winning strains: LA Confidential and Martian Mean Green. This mostly indica variety is available as feminized seeds and can be cultivated both indoors and outdoors, with a flowering time of approximately 67 days (9-10 weeks). The strain is known for being great tasting and very strong, with users rating it 7.17 out of 10 points on average.
L.A. Woman boasts dense, olive-green buds with a generous coating of trichomes, giving it a frosty appearance, while orange pistils add vibrant contrast to the dark green hues. The strain has a pungent, earthy aroma with hints of citrus, pine, and sweetness, along with subtle undertones of diesel inherited from its Martian Mean Green lineage. The flavor profile is equally complex, blending sweet, citrusy notes with earthy and woody undertones, with users noting a slight spiciness on the exhale.
L.A. Woman stays short in stature, and with heavy feeding, the buds pack on weight early and finish in approximately 9 weeks. The plant can grow up to a height of 80-130cm and produces dense buds due to its 70% Indica and 30% Sativa genetic makeup. When grown indoors, it can yield up to 500-600 grams per square meter. The L.A. Woman flowers a week longer than the original L.A. Confidential, but a week shorter than Martian Mean Green, making it a well-balanced cross timing-wise.
What are the effects of L.A. Woman?
What are the medical benefits of L.A. Woman?
- Users report relief from chronic pain
- May help with arthritis pain
- Often used for migraines
- Users report muscle spasm relief
- May help with anxiety
- Often used for PTSD symptoms
- Users report help with insomnia
- May help with nausea
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
What are the side effects of L.A. Woman?
- 💧 Dry Mouth
- 👁️ Dry Eyes
- 😰 Anxiety
- Dry mouth
- Dry eyes
- Possible panic attacks
- Heightened sensory perception
- May cause insomnia in some users
How do you grow L.A. Woman?
L.A. Woman is suitable for medium experienced growers, though not the easiest strain to grow. It can be cultivated both indoors and outdoors with a flowering time of approximately 67 days (9-10 weeks). Indoor yields can reach up to 500-600 grams per square meter. Outdoor yields can exceed 1kg per plant when grown properly in the right conditions. When planted outdoors, it needs a warm climate with plenty of sun, as cold conditions will decrease yield significantly. The plant grows to 80-130cm indoors and 1.5-2.5m outdoors. L.A. Woman grows like an indica plant with one central cola and small wide branching, making it suitable for SOG (Sea of Green) methods. Growers should not be afraid to thin the large fan leaves in the 5th week, as this allows light to penetrate the canopy and reach lower sites, with leaves being replaced within a week.
How should you use L.A. Woman?
L.A. Woman is a hybrid strain with 28.0% THC, which is considered high potency. As a hybrid, it offers versatility for both daytime and evening use.
Beginners
Start with 1-2 small inhalations or 2.5-5mg if using edibles. Wait 15 minutes before taking more. This strain is potent — start very low.
Regular Users
A standard session of 3-5 inhalations or 5-15mg edible dose. Effects typically onset within 5-15 minutes when inhaled, 30-90 minutes for edibles.
Experienced Users
Adjust to personal tolerance. At 28.0% THC, even experienced users should respect this strain's potency.
Start low and go slow. This is not medical advice — consult a healthcare professional before using cannabis.
What is the genetic lineage of L.A. Woman?
What are L.A. Woman's parent strains?
Frequently Asked Questions
How does L.A. Woman make you feel?
L.A. Woman is a hybrid strain that primarily produces relaxed effects, followed by body high. Users report the dominant effect at 85% intensity. With 28.0% THC, this strain is considered potent and best suited for experienced users.
Is L.A. Woman good for medical use?
L.A. Woman has been reported by users for users report relief from chronic pain, may help with arthritis pain, often used for migraines, users report muscle spasm relief, may help with anxiety, often used for ptsd symptoms, users report help with insomnia, may help with nausea. As a hybrid, it offers a balanced profile that may work throughout the day.
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
Are there side effects with L.A. Woman?
Some users have reported dry mouth, dry eyes, anxiety, dry mouth, dry eyes, possible panic attacks, heightened sensory perception, may cause insomnia in some users when using L.A. Woman. Starting with a low dose and staying hydrated can help minimize these effects.
What does L.A. Woman taste and smell like?
L.A. Woman features a flavor profile of citrus, earthy, musky, pine, spicy, sweet. The dominant terpenes are Myrcene and Limonene, which contribute to its distinctive aroma.
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What does the research say about L.A. Woman?
L.A. Woman is a hybrid cannabis strain containing up to 28.0% THC, with a terpene profile dominated by Myrcene and Limonene. Below are authoritative resources for understanding the compounds in this strain.
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