Lala Haze
Lala Haze Strain Overview
Lala Haze is a sativa-dominant cannabis strain (75% sativa/25% indica) created by Bald man Lala Seeds through a cross of GDG's Orange Haze and HyPro's Amnesia. The strain was developed by selecting a particularly citrusy and fruity-smelling sativa-dominated phenotype from several Orange Haze females, known for its potency without causing paranoia or racing heart effects. The breeder chose an Amnesia father from an old HyPro batch, specifically targeting sativa-leaning phenotypes that would complement the hazy characteristics of the mother plant. This combination results in a strain that maintains the classic Haze lineage while incorporating the vibrant citrus qualities of Orange Haze and the cerebral effects of Amnesia genetics.
Lala Haze produces a distinctive fruity and bubblegum aroma with sweet, fruity flavors on consumption. The strain delivers a high with some couch-lock tendencies and trippy, light psychedelic undertones typical of quality Haze genetics. Users report experiencing an uplifting cerebral effect without the anxiety or jitteriness sometimes associated with pure sativa strains. The plant structure reflects its sativa dominance, requiring adequate vertical space during cultivation and benefiting from organic growing setups.
Lala Haze Strain Effects
Lala Haze Strain Positive Effects
- Users report mood elevation and stress relief
- May help with fatigue and low energy
- Often used for creative enhancement
- Potential relief from mild anxiety without paranoia
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
Lala Haze Strain Possible Negative Effects
- Dry Mouth
- Dry mouth
- Potential couch lock in higher doses
- May cause mild dizziness in sensitive users
Lala Haze Strain Growing Information
Lala Haze is best cultivated indoors with a flowering time of 11-15 weeks (approximately 91 days average). The strain prefers organic growing setups and requires minimal feeding - the breeder notes not feeding unless the plant specifically asks for nutrients. Due to its sativa genetics, plants can stretch significantly during flowering and require adequate vertical space. Some phenotypes can grow quite tall, so low-stress training (LST) or SCROG methods are recommended for height management. The strain responds well to organic nutrients and benefits from patience during the extended flowering period, rewarding growers with high-quality, resinous buds. Indoor cultivation is preferred due to the long flowering time, though outdoor growing is possible in climates with extended growing seasons.
Frequently Asked Questions
How does Lala Haze make you feel?
Lala Haze is known to produce the following effects:
- Uplifted: 85%
- Euphoric: 80%
- Creative: 75%
- Trippy: 70%
- Relaxed: 60%
- Couch Lock: 40%
What are the positive effects of Lala Haze?
Lala Haze has these reported positive effects:
- Users report mood elevation and stress relief
- May help with fatigue and low energy
- Often used for creative enhancement
- Potential relief from mild anxiety without paranoia
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
What are the negative effects of Lala Haze?
Possible negative effects include:
- Dry Mouth
- Dry mouth
- Potential couch lock in higher doses
- May cause mild dizziness in sensitive users
What does Lala Haze taste like?
Lala Haze has the following flavor profile:
- Bubblegum
- Citrus
- Fruity
- Sweet