Noyes Thunder
What is the Noyes Thunder strain?
Noyes Thunder is a hybrid cannabis strain with up to 24.0% THC, known for its relaxed effects and citrus and diesel flavor profile.
Noyes Thunder is a relatively rare hybrid cannabis strain that appears to have originated in the Pacific Northwest region of the United States, though its exact origins remain somewhat obscure in cannabis literature. The strain gained limited recognition among connoisseurs in the late 2010s, particularly in medical cannabis circles, but has not achieved widespread commercial distribution. Its name suggests a connection to either a breeder or location named 'Noyes,' though documentation about this naming origin is sparse.
The strain typically produces medium-sized, dense buds with a distinctive appearance featuring dark green foliage contrasted by vibrant orange pistils and a generous coating of trichomes that gives the flowers a frosty, crystalline appearance. The buds often display purple hues when grown in cooler temperatures, particularly during the final weeks of flowering. The plant structure tends to be bushy with strong lateral branching, making it suitable for various training techniques.
Noyes Thunder is noted for its complex aromatic profile that combines earthy, diesel-like undertones with sweeter, fruitier top notes. The flavor experience typically mirrors this complexity, with users reporting a smooth smoke that transitions from initial pungent earthiness to more subtle fruity or citrus notes on the exhale. While not one of the most widely documented strains, it has maintained a small but dedicated following among growers and consumers who appreciate its balanced effects and distinctive terpene profile.
What are the effects of Noyes Thunder?
What are the medical benefits of Noyes Thunder?
- Users report relief from chronic pain
- May help with stress and anxiety management
- Often used for insomnia relief
- Some report appetite stimulation
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
What are the side effects of Noyes Thunder?
- 💧 Dry Mouth
- 👁️ Dry Eyes
- 😰 Anxiety
- Dry mouth
- Dry eyes
- Possible anxiety or paranoia in sensitive users
- Dizziness in high doses
How do you grow Noyes Thunder?
Noyes Thunder is considered a moderately difficult strain to cultivate, making it better suited for growers with some experience. The plants typically flower in 8-10 weeks indoors, with outdoor harvests occurring in mid to late October in northern hemisphere climates. Indoor yields are average to above average, producing approximately 400-500 grams per square meter under optimal conditions. Outdoor plants can yield 500-700 grams per plant in favorable environments.
The strain prefers a Mediterranean-like climate with consistent temperatures and low humidity, particularly during flowering to prevent mold issues. It can be grown successfully both indoors and outdoors, though indoor cultivation allows better control over environmental factors. Plants tend to reach medium height, typically staying between 3-5 feet tall indoors and 5-7 feet outdoors. Special considerations include maintaining good air circulation, monitoring for pests (particularly spider mites), and implementing proper nutrient management as the plants can be sensitive to nutrient burn. Some phenotypes may benefit from low-stress training techniques to maximize light penetration and yield.
How should you use Noyes Thunder?
Noyes Thunder is a hybrid strain with 24.0% THC, which is moderate potency. As a hybrid, it offers versatility for both daytime and evening use.
Beginners
Start with 1-2 small inhalations or 2.5-5mg if using edibles. Wait 15 minutes before taking more. This strain is potent — start very low.
Regular Users
A standard session of 3-5 inhalations or 5-15mg edible dose. Effects typically onset within 5-15 minutes when inhaled, 30-90 minutes for edibles.
Experienced Users
Adjust to personal tolerance. Moderate doses should provide a satisfying experience.
Start low and go slow. This is not medical advice — consult a healthcare professional before using cannabis.
Frequently Asked Questions
How does Noyes Thunder make you feel?
Noyes Thunder is a hybrid strain that primarily produces relaxed effects, followed by euphoric. Users report the dominant effect at 85% intensity. With 24.0% THC, this strain is moderately strong and suitable for regular consumers.
Is Noyes Thunder good for medical use?
Noyes Thunder has been reported by users for users report relief from chronic pain, may help with stress and anxiety management, often used for insomnia relief, some report appetite stimulation. As a hybrid, it offers a balanced profile that may work throughout the day.
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
Are there side effects with Noyes Thunder?
Some users have reported dry mouth, dry eyes, anxiety, dry mouth, dry eyes, possible anxiety or paranoia in sensitive users, dizziness in high doses when using Noyes Thunder. Starting with a low dose and staying hydrated can help minimize these effects.
What does Noyes Thunder taste and smell like?
Noyes Thunder features a flavor profile of citrus, diesel, earthy, fruity, pine. The dominant terpenes are Myrcene and Caryophyllene, which contribute to its distinctive aroma.
What do users say about Noyes Thunder?
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What does the research say about Noyes Thunder?
Noyes Thunder is a hybrid cannabis strain containing up to 24.0% THC, with a terpene profile dominated by Myrcene and Caryophyllene. Below are authoritative resources for understanding the compounds in this strain.
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