Pie Piss
Also known as: Piss Pie
Pie Piss Strain Overview
Pie Piss is a modern hybrid that marries the bright, zesty intensity of classic 'piss' lines with the dessert-like richness of contemporary pie cultivars. Consumers seek it out for a vivid citrus-forward nose layered over sweet pastry, stone fruit, and fuel, followed by a euphoric yet composed high. In dispensaries where it appears, budtenders frequently slot it as an anytime strain for experienced users who want clarity and mood lift without sacrificing body comfort. The strain likely emerged in the late 2010s to early 2020s, during a wave of breeder experimentation that fused old-school haze and 'piss' notes with the dessert-forward genetics dominating the market. While no single breeder has universally claimed credit, community chatter and menu histories point to West Coast provenance, with early drops appearing in California and Oregon. Pie Piss by Cookies is a crazy genetic creation that fuses San Diego Cat Piss x Moonbow on one side with Cherry Pie x Planet Purple, Planet Purple of course is a cross of Sherbidos x Moonbow, with the Pie Piss doubling down on Moonbow lineage.
Pie Piss Strain Effects
Pie Piss Strain Positive Effects
- Users report relief from stress
- May help with anxiety
- Often used for mood enhancement
- May assist with chronic pain management
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
Pie Piss Strain Possible Negative Effects
Pie Piss Strain Growing Information
Indoor stretch of 1.5–2.0x and a flower time in the 8.5–10 week window point to mixed Haze and dessert genetics. This feminized hybrid will yield a crop of 400-450 g/m² after 63 days of flowering. Indoor harvests ranging from 400-450 grams per square meter and outdoor yields reaching 450-500 grams per plant. Pie Piss circulates primarily via clone-only drops and limited seed releases from boutique breeders. Expect a hybrid structure with 1.5–2.0x stretch in early flower, especially on terpinolene-leaning phenos with haze ancestry. Topping twice by nodes 4 and 6, followed by low-stress training and a single-layer SCROG, creates a flat canopy that mitigates foxtailing and maximizes light capture. The strain can be cultivated indoors, outdoors, or in greenhouse conditions. Plants grow robust and sturdy, developing dense, heavily frosted buds that are a mix of vivid greens and deep purples. The leaves are broad and well-structured, supporting the large, resin-covered flowers that catch the eye. The overall plant structure is strong, with a good balance between height and width, making it easy to manage in any growing setup.
Pie Piss Strain Genetics
Pie Piss Strain Parent Strains
Frequently Asked Questions
How does Pie Piss make you feel?
Pie Piss is known to produce the following effects:
- Euphoric: 85%
- Uplifted: 80%
- Creative: 75%
- Relaxed: 70%
- Clear-headed: 65%
What are the positive effects of Pie Piss?
Pie Piss has these reported positive effects:
- Users report relief from stress
- May help with anxiety
- Often used for mood enhancement
- May assist with chronic pain management
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
What are the negative effects of Pie Piss?
Possible negative effects include:
- Dry Mouth
- Dry Eyes
- Dry mouth
- Dry eyes
- Possible anxiety in high doses
- Potential dizziness for novice users
What does Pie Piss taste like?
Pie Piss has the following flavor profile:
- Citrus
- Fuel
- Pastry
- Pine
- Stone Fruit
- Sweet