Pretendo
What is the Pretendo strain?
Pretendo is a hybrid cannabis strain, known for its relaxed effects and earthy and hash flavor profile.
Pretendo is an indica-dominant hybrid cannabis strain created through the cross of 92 OG and Hologram. The strain has genetics of 92 OG x Hologram, with 92 OG being an OG Kush cultivar with classic OG traits phenohunted by The Bank Cannabis Genetics. The name "Pretendo" is a play on the popular Nintendo gaming console, reflecting the strain's relaxing, couch-lock effects that might inspire nostalgic gaming sessions. This strain has gained recognition through high-quality cultivation by premium cannabis producers like Lazercat Cannabis, who grow and process their cannabis at 10,000 feet elevation in Colorado. The strain presents as a fresh glob of live rosin glistening with a beautiful light color and creamy, buttery consistency, promising a rich and flavorful experience with herbal notes and smooth texture. Pretendo has developed a reputation for its distinctive aroma profile and potent relaxing effects, making it particularly appealing to consumers seeking relief from stress and pain.
What are the effects of Pretendo?
What are the medical benefits of Pretendo?
- Users report relief from chronic pain
- May help with insomnia and sleep disorders
- Often used for stress and anxiety relief
- Potential natural sleep aid
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
What are the side effects of Pretendo?
- 👁️ Dry Eyes
- 💧 Dry Mouth
- Dry mouth
- Dry eyes
- Possible sedation in high doses
How do you grow Pretendo?
Pretendo inherits growing characteristics from its parent strains, particularly the 92 OG lineage which comes from OG Kush genetics. As an indica-dominant hybrid, it likely exhibits the typical shorter, bushier growth pattern associated with indica varieties. The strain appears to be well-suited for premium cultivation techniques, as evidenced by high-quality rosin and concentrate production. Specific flowering time, yield information, and growing difficulty are not widely documented, suggesting this may be a more boutique or craft strain primarily cultivated by specialized growers rather than widely available for home cultivation.
How should you use Pretendo?
Pretendo is a hybrid strain. As a hybrid, it offers versatility for both daytime and evening use.
Beginners
Start with 1-2 small inhalations or 2.5-5mg if using edibles. Wait 15 minutes before taking more.
Regular Users
A standard session of 3-5 inhalations or 5-15mg edible dose. Effects typically onset within 5-15 minutes when inhaled, 30-90 minutes for edibles.
Experienced Users
Adjust to personal tolerance. Moderate doses should provide a satisfying experience.
Start low and go slow. This is not medical advice — consult a healthcare professional before using cannabis.
Frequently Asked Questions
How does Pretendo make you feel?
Pretendo is a hybrid strain that primarily produces relaxed effects, followed by body high. Users report the dominant effect at 90% intensity.
Is Pretendo good for medical use?
Pretendo has been reported by users for users report relief from chronic pain, may help with insomnia and sleep disorders, often used for stress and anxiety relief, potential natural sleep aid. As a hybrid, it offers a balanced profile that may work throughout the day.
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
Are there side effects with Pretendo?
Some users have reported dry eyes, dry mouth, dry mouth, dry eyes, possible sedation in high doses when using Pretendo. Starting with a low dose and staying hydrated can help minimize these effects.
What does Pretendo taste and smell like?
Pretendo features a flavor profile of earthy, hash, herbal, pine, tobacco. The dominant terpenes are Myrcene and Pinene, which contribute to its distinctive aroma.
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What does the research say about Pretendo?
Pretendo is a hybrid cannabis strain, with a terpene profile dominated by Myrcene and Pinene. Below are authoritative resources for understanding the compounds in this strain.
Terpene Research
Cannabinoid Information
Cannabis Regulations & Safety
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