Professor Chaos
Professor Chaos
Also known as: Prof Chaos, Prof. Chaos
Professor Chaos Strain Overview
Professor Chaos is a sativa-dominant hybrid (65% sativa/35% indica) cannabis strain created by crossing Mad Scientist and Jack the Ripper. Originally developed by both TGA Subcool Seeds and Homegrown Natural Wonders, this strain earned recognition by winning 1st place at the Oregon Medical Cannabis Awards for two consecutive years. The strain was specifically engineered to combine the potent painkilling effects of award-winning Mad Scientist with the energizing, uplifting characteristics of Jack the Ripper, resulting in a unique strain that provides pain relief without sedation. Professor Chaos produces medium-sized, spear-like colas with a fluffy sativa-like texture, light green leaves, and orange to deep orange pistils. The buds are covered in a thick layer of crystal trichomes, creating a frosty appearance that reflects its high potency. The strain exhibits a distinctive triangular, heavily knuckled finger-shaped bud structure with swollen calyxes. Its aroma profile features a complex blend of sour, spicy citrus notes, pine, and earthy undertones with a funky haze quality. The flavor carries through with earthy tones, woody characteristics, and light spice notes, often described as tasting like apple shavings on charred wood with a citrus-clove finish.
Professor Chaos Strain Effects
Professor Chaos Strain Positive Effects
- Users report relief from chronic pain
- May help with depression
- Often used for fatigue management
- Users report help with muscle spasms
- May assist with PTSD symptoms
- Often used for inflammation
- Users report help with headaches
- May help with gastrointestinal disorders
- Often used for arthritis pain
- Users report help with scoliosis and disc pain
- May assist with multiple sclerosis symptoms
- Often used for mood enhancement
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
Professor Chaos Strain Possible Negative Effects
- Crash/Fatigue
- Anxiety
- Paranoia
- Dry Mouth
- Dry Eyes
- Dry mouth
- Dry eyes
- Possible anxiety in sensitive users
- Potential paranoia
- Severe crash/fatigue when effects wear off
- May cause ADHD-like symptoms in high doses
- Not suitable for sleep
- Can cause racing thoughts
Professor Chaos Strain Growing Information
Professor Chaos has moderate growing difficulty and is suitable for both indoor and outdoor cultivation. Indoor flowering time is 56-63 days (8-9 weeks), which is relatively fast for a sativa-dominant strain. The plant produces medium-height growth with a stretch factor of 1.5-2.0x after switching to 12/12 light cycle. Expected yields are 400-600 g/m² indoors and 450-900 g per plant outdoors when conditions are optimized. The strain grows well in semi-humid, Mediterranean-like climates with temperatures around 70°F for outdoor cultivation. Indoor growers should use training techniques like topping early to create a 30-inch round bush and employ SCROG or trellis methods for best results. The strain is known for being very pungent during both vegetative and flowering stages, requiring proper odor control measures. It responds well to organic growing methods and benefits from LST (Low Stress Training) techniques.
Professor Chaos Strain Genetics
Professor Chaos Strain Parent Strains
Frequently Asked Questions
How does Professor Chaos make you feel?
Professor Chaos is known to produce the following effects:
- Energetic: 85%
- Uplifted: 80%
- Euphoric: 75%
- Clear-headed: 75%
- Happy: 70%
- Focused: 70%
- Creative: 65%
- Relaxed: 60%
What are the positive effects of Professor Chaos?
Professor Chaos has these reported positive effects:
- Users report relief from chronic pain
- May help with depression
- Often used for fatigue management
- Users report help with muscle spasms
- May assist with PTSD symptoms
- Often used for inflammation
- Users report help with headaches
- May help with gastrointestinal disorders
- Often used for arthritis pain
- Users report help with scoliosis and disc pain
- May assist with multiple sclerosis symptoms
- Often used for mood enhancement
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
What are the negative effects of Professor Chaos?
Possible negative effects include:
- Crash/Fatigue
- Anxiety
- Paranoia
- Dry Mouth
- Dry Eyes
- Dry mouth
- Dry eyes
- Possible anxiety in sensitive users
- Potential paranoia
- Severe crash/fatigue when effects wear off
- May cause ADHD-like symptoms in high doses
- Not suitable for sleep
- Can cause racing thoughts
What does Professor Chaos taste like?
Professor Chaos has the following flavor profile:
- Apple
- Berry
- Citrus
- Earthy
- Pine
- Sour
- Spicy
- Woody