River Song
River Song
River Song Strain Overview
River Song is a slightly indica-dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created by Geek Farms through crossing their proprietary Blue J strain with Dr. Who (also known as The Doctor). This Oregon-bred cultivar has gained recognition for its exceptional appearance and balanced effects. The strain exhibits some of the most beautiful buds in the cannabis world, featuring fluffy spade-shaped deep olive green nugs adorned with rich blue undertones, long thin light amber hairs, and a thick frosty coating of milky amber crystal trichomes that appear almost blue under certain lighting conditions.
River Song has established itself as a popular choice among both recreational and medical users, combining the sweet blueberry flavors from the Blue J mother plant with the earthy, berry overtones of Dr. Who to create a unique sugary bouquet of dark fruit and berries. The strain's complex aromatic and flavor profile is predominantly earthy and dank, yet this heavy base is beautifully offset with sweet fruity elements, berries, and light spices. With its impressive THC content and well-balanced effects, River Song represents the skilled breeding work of Geek Farms in creating strains with both visual appeal and therapeutic potential.
River Song Strain Effects
River Song Strain Positive Effects
- Users report relief from chronic stress
- May help with anxiety
- Often used for depression
- Users report relief from chronic fatigue
- May help with nausea
- Often used for appetite loss
- Users report help with pain management
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
River Song Strain Possible Negative Effects
River Song Strain Growing Information
River Song is relatively easy to grow and can be cultivated indoors, outdoors, or in greenhouse environments. The strain prefers a temperate climate with high humidity and plenty of sunlight. It has a short flowering period of 8-9 weeks, making it an attractive option for growers. The plant rewards attentive cultivators with beautiful, aromatic buds that are dense and resinous. However, seeds are not readily available for retail purchase due to competitive market conditions, though the strain can be found at dispensaries in the Pacific Northwest region. The strain was never made available as feminized seeds by Geek Farms.
Frequently Asked Questions
How does River Song make you feel?
River Song is known to produce the following effects:
- Relaxed: 85%
- Calm: 80%
- Happy: 75%
- Euphoric: 70%
- Tingly: 60%
- Aroused: 55%
- Couch Lock: 40%
What are the positive effects of River Song?
River Song has these reported positive effects:
- Users report relief from chronic stress
- May help with anxiety
- Often used for depression
- Users report relief from chronic fatigue
- May help with nausea
- Often used for appetite loss
- Users report help with pain management
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
What are the negative effects of River Song?
Possible negative effects include:
- Hazy
- Dry Mouth
- Dry Eyes
- Dry mouth
- Dry eyes
- Possible lack of motivation
- May cause couch lock
What does River Song taste like?
River Song has the following flavor profile:
- Berry
- Earthy
- Fruity
- Herbal
- Spicy
- Sweet