The Guru
Also known as: Malana x After Work Affie
What is the The Guru strain?
The Guru is a hybrid cannabis strain, known for its happy effects and chocolate and creamy flavor profile.
The Guru is a unique hybrid strain created by The Landrace Preservation Society that combines three distinct hash plant lineages: Malana crossed with After Work Affie (which itself is Milk of Mazar x Khost Afghani). This strain represents a convergence of Himalayan highland sativa genetics from the famous Malana village in Himachal Pradesh, Northern India, with powerful Afghan indica genetics. The Malana parent is a pure Highland Sativa charas cultivar selected from seeds obtained directly from farmers in Malana Village in 2014, known for producing some of the world's finest hand-rubbed charas. After Work Affie brings Afghan genetics through its lineage of Milk of Mazar crossed with Khost Afghani, both renowned Afghan landrace strains. The resulting hybrid displays characteristics from both parent lines, featuring the resinous qualities and unique terpene profiles of its hash plant heritage while maintaining good mold and pest resistance inherited from its hardy landrace genetics. The strain is particularly noted for its concentrate production potential and therapeutic effects.
What are the effects of The Guru?
What are the medical benefits of The Guru?
- Users report significant help with gastrointestinal issues
- May help with mood disorders
- Often used for stress relief
- Reported benefits for digestive problems
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
What are the side effects of The Guru?
- 💧 Dry Mouth
- 👁️ Dry Eyes
- Dry mouth
- Dry eyes
- Possible couch lock in higher doses
How do you grow The Guru?
The Guru is considered a high-yielding strain suitable for both indoor and outdoor cultivation. Indoor flowering time ranges from 9-10 weeks, while outdoor plants finish from mid to late October at 45° North latitude. The strain exhibits very high mold and mildew resistance, making it an excellent choice for cool, damp climates and higher altitudes. Plants can grow quite large outdoors and are described as 'true giants' with high pest resistance. Most phenotypes tend to be sativa dominant despite the Afghan influence. The strain performs particularly well in outdoor environments and is noted for its robust, hardy nature inherited from its landrace genetics.
How should you use The Guru?
The Guru is a hybrid strain. As a hybrid, it offers versatility for both daytime and evening use.
Beginners
Start with 1-2 small inhalations or 2.5-5mg if using edibles. Wait 15 minutes before taking more.
Regular Users
A standard session of 3-5 inhalations or 5-15mg edible dose. Effects typically onset within 5-15 minutes when inhaled, 30-90 minutes for edibles.
Experienced Users
Adjust to personal tolerance. Moderate doses should provide a satisfying experience.
Start low and go slow. This is not medical advice — consult a healthcare professional before using cannabis.
What is the genetic lineage of The Guru?
What are The Guru's parent strains?
Frequently Asked Questions
How does The Guru make you feel?
The Guru is a hybrid strain that primarily produces happy effects, followed by relaxed. Users report the dominant effect at 90% intensity.
Is The Guru good for medical use?
The Guru has been reported by users for users report significant help with gastrointestinal issues, may help with mood disorders, often used for stress relief, reported benefits for digestive problems. As a hybrid, it offers a balanced profile that may work throughout the day.
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
Are there side effects with The Guru?
Some users have reported dry mouth, dry eyes, dry mouth, dry eyes, possible couch lock in higher doses when using The Guru. Starting with a low dose and staying hydrated can help minimize these effects.
What does The Guru taste and smell like?
The Guru features a flavor profile of chocolate, creamy, earthy, musky, sweet. The dominant terpenes are Myrcene and Caryophyllene, which contribute to its distinctive aroma.
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What does the research say about The Guru?
The Guru is a hybrid cannabis strain, with a terpene profile dominated by Myrcene and Caryophyllene. Below are authoritative resources for understanding the compounds in this strain.
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