The Guru
Also known as: Malana x After Work Affie
The Guru Strain Overview
The Guru is a unique hybrid strain created by The Landrace Preservation Society that combines three distinct hash plant lineages: Malana crossed with After Work Affie (which itself is Milk of Mazar x Khost Afghani). This strain represents a convergence of Himalayan highland sativa genetics from the famous Malana village in Himachal Pradesh, Northern India, with powerful Afghan indica genetics. The Malana parent is a pure Highland Sativa charas cultivar selected from seeds obtained directly from farmers in Malana Village in 2014, known for producing some of the world's finest hand-rubbed charas. After Work Affie brings Afghan genetics through its lineage of Milk of Mazar crossed with Khost Afghani, both renowned Afghan landrace strains. The resulting hybrid displays characteristics from both parent lines, featuring the resinous qualities and unique terpene profiles of its hash plant heritage while maintaining good mold and pest resistance inherited from its hardy landrace genetics. The strain is particularly noted for its concentrate production potential and therapeutic effects.
The Guru Strain Effects
The Guru Strain Positive Effects
- Users report significant help with gastrointestinal issues
- May help with mood disorders
- Often used for stress relief
- Reported benefits for digestive problems
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
The Guru Strain Possible Negative Effects
The Guru Strain Growing Information
The Guru is considered a high-yielding strain suitable for both indoor and outdoor cultivation. Indoor flowering time ranges from 9-10 weeks, while outdoor plants finish from mid to late October at 45° North latitude. The strain exhibits very high mold and mildew resistance, making it an excellent choice for cool, damp climates and higher altitudes. Plants can grow quite large outdoors and are described as 'true giants' with high pest resistance. Most phenotypes tend to be sativa dominant despite the Afghan influence. The strain performs particularly well in outdoor environments and is noted for its robust, hardy nature inherited from its landrace genetics.
The Guru Strain Genetics
The Guru Strain Parent Strains
Frequently Asked Questions
How does The Guru make you feel?
The Guru is known to produce the following effects:
- Relaxed: 85%
- Euphoric: 75%
- Meditative: 70%
- Creative: 60%
What are the positive effects of The Guru?
The Guru has these reported positive effects:
- Users report significant help with gastrointestinal issues
- May help with mood disorders
- Often used for stress relief
- Reported benefits for digestive problems
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
What are the negative effects of The Guru?
Possible negative effects include:
- Dry Mouth
- Dry Eyes
- Dry mouth
- Dry eyes
- Possible couch lock in higher doses
What does The Guru taste like?
The Guru has the following flavor profile:
- Chocolate
- Cream
- Earthy
- Musky
- Sweet