TL;DR
Also known as: TL DR
TL;DR Strain Overview
TL;DR is a meticulously crafted hybrid cannabis strain developed by Emerald Mountain Legacy, a California-based seed company that preserves the legendary work of Mack Anderson (known as Mandelbrot or Ras Truth). The strain derives its tongue-in-cheek moniker from the internet abbreviation "Too Long; Didn't Read," a reference to the sheer complexity of its extensive lineage. Created through a complex cross of (Diesel Maui Dog x Blackberry Kush) x (Cherry Pie x Black Lime Reserve) x Royal Kush, TL;DR represents a melting pot of exquisite genetics that showcases premium Northern California breeding expertise.
This strain embodies Mandelbrot's pioneering contribution to the cannabis industry, particularly his role in introducing diesel fuel genetics to Northern California's Emerald Triangle and distributing the first clones of OG Kush and Sour Diesel in Humboldt County. TL;DR exhibits approximately 60% sativa dominance, creating a well-balanced hybrid that offers the best of both worlds. The strain's complex genetic heritage includes influences from Mexico, Colombia, Thailand, Afghanistan, and India, resulting in a truly international cannabis experience. With its heavy resin production and unique terpene profile, TL;DR stands as a testament to craft cannabis cultivation and selective breeding techniques.
TL;DR Strain Effects
TL;DR Strain Positive Effects
- Users report relief from depression
- May help with lack of motivation
- Often used for back pain relief
- Users report mood enhancement
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
TL;DR Strain Possible Negative Effects
TL;DR Strain Growing Information
TL;DR is suitable for growers of all abilities and can be adapted to various gardening methods. The plants grow to a medium height of approximately 125cm and are quite resilient. Flowering time is 8-9 weeks with medium to high yields expected (500-600 grams per m² indoors). The strain can get quite bulky, so multi-branch and multi-bud setups are recommended, especially when using higher powered lighting (600w+). It can be cultivated both indoors and outdoors, with consistent humidity levels and ample light being key for optimal terpene development. The plants produce a nice even canopy when topped and are known for heavy resin production.
TL;DR Strain Genetics
TL;DR Strain Parent Strains
Frequently Asked Questions
How does TL;DR make you feel?
TL;DR is known to produce the following effects:
- Creative: 80%
- Energized: 75%
- Uplifted: 70%
- Focused: 70%
- Euphoric: 65%
- Relaxed: 60%
What are the positive effects of TL;DR?
TL;DR has these reported positive effects:
- Users report relief from depression
- May help with lack of motivation
- Often used for back pain relief
- Users report mood enhancement
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
What are the negative effects of TL;DR?
Possible negative effects include:
- Dry Mouth
- Dry Eyes
- Dry mouth
- Dry eyes
- Possible overstimulation in sensitive users
What does TL;DR taste like?
TL;DR has the following flavor profile:
- Citrus
- Diesel
- Earthy
- Fruit
- Fuel
- Pine