Touchdown Jesus
Also known as: TDJ
Touchdown Jesus Strain Overview
Touchdown Jesus is a hybrid cannabis strain that emerged in the early 2010s from the Pacific Northwest region of the United States. The strain's name references American football terminology combined with religious imagery, though its exact naming origin remains undocumented in cannabis literature. Breeders developed this strain by crossing two popular West Coast varieties, creating a balanced hybrid that has gained recognition in certain regional markets, particularly among enthusiasts seeking potent effects with complex flavor profiles.
The strain produces dense, conical buds with a distinctive appearance characterized by deep forest green coloration accented by vibrant orange pistils. A generous coating of trichomes gives the flowers a frosty, crystalline appearance that indicates its potency. The buds typically have a moderately dense structure that breaks apart easily, revealing complex aromatic compounds when handled. Touchdown Jesus is noted for its resin production, making it suitable for extraction purposes as well as traditional consumption.
Notable features include its balanced genetic profile that provides both cerebral and physical effects, making it versatile for different consumption preferences. The strain has maintained a somewhat limited distribution compared to mainstream commercial varieties, existing primarily in boutique dispensaries and among connoisseur circles in legal markets. Its rarity in seed form has contributed to its status as a collector's item among certain growers, though clones have circulated in Pacific Northwest cannabis communities.
Touchdown Jesus Strain Effects
Touchdown Jesus Strain Positive Effects
- Users report relief from chronic stress
- May help with mild to moderate pain management
- Often used for mood elevation
- Some consumers find it helpful for appetite stimulation
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
Touchdown Jesus Strain Possible Negative Effects
Touchdown Jesus Strain Growing Information
Touchdown Jesus is considered a moderate-difficulty strain to cultivate, suitable for growers with some experience. The plants typically flower in 8-10 weeks indoors, with outdoor harvests occurring in mid to late October in northern hemisphere climates. Indoor yields are moderate to high, averaging 400-500 grams per square meter under optimal conditions. Outdoor plants can produce 500-700 grams per plant in suitable climates.
The strain prefers a controlled indoor environment or Mediterranean-like outdoor conditions with consistent temperatures. Plants exhibit hybrid growth patterns with moderate height (4-6 feet outdoors, 3-4 feet indoors) and respond well to training techniques like topping and low-stress training. Special considerations include maintaining proper humidity control during flowering to prevent mold, as the dense buds can be susceptible in humid conditions. Nutrient requirements are moderate, with some growers noting sensitivity to nitrogen during flowering. The strain has shown good resistance to common pests and molds when grown in optimal conditions.
Touchdown Jesus Strain Genetics
Touchdown Jesus Strain Parent Strains
Frequently Asked Questions
How does Touchdown Jesus make you feel?
Touchdown Jesus is known to produce the following effects:
- Euphoric: 85%
- Relaxed: 75%
- Creative: 65%
- Focused: 60%
What are the positive effects of Touchdown Jesus?
Touchdown Jesus has these reported positive effects:
- Users report relief from chronic stress
- May help with mild to moderate pain management
- Often used for mood elevation
- Some consumers find it helpful for appetite stimulation
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
What are the negative effects of Touchdown Jesus?
Possible negative effects include:
- Dry Mouth
- Dry Eyes
- Anxiety
- Dry mouth (common)
- Dry eyes (common)
- Potential anxiety or paranoia in sensitive users or high doses
- Dizziness in some consumers
What does Touchdown Jesus taste like?
Touchdown Jesus has the following flavor profile:
- Citrus
- Diesel
- Earthy
- Pine
- Spicy