White Funk
White Funk
White Funk Strain Overview
White Funk is a mostly sativa-dominant hybrid strain created by Gage Green Genetics through crossing White Kush with a Sour Diesel male phenotype. This unique combination introduces new character and potency within the White cannabis family, providing what the breeder describes as 'a new perspective on high frost genetics.' The strain represents an innovative breeding achievement that combines the heavy resin production of White genetics with the energizing effects of Sour Diesel lineage.
The strain is characterized by its distinctive appearance featuring purple, kushy calyxes with a dense bud structure that produces an impressive coating of white trichomes. White Funk buds are small, dense, Christmas-tree shaped minty green nugs with long orange hairs and a frosty thick coating of chunky white crystal trichomes. The strain exhibits the classic 'white' appearance that gives it its name, with an abundant layer of crystalline trichomes that create a frosted appearance similar to other members of the White cannabis family.
White Funk is noted for producing a clear, uplifting high that provides sustained effects lasting for hours. Users report that the strain delivers a psychoactive head high that allows for a soaring, euphoric experience while being balanced with relaxing body effects. The strain is known for its fast-acting nature and long-lasting duration, making it popular among experienced cannabis users seeking both cerebral stimulation and physical relaxation.
White Funk Strain Effects
White Funk Strain Positive Effects
- Users report relief from chronic pain
- May help with depression and mood swings
- Often used for chronic fatigue
- Users report relief from chronic stress
- May help with ADD/ADHD
- Users report relief from bipolar disorder
- May help with migraines
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
White Funk Strain Possible Negative Effects
White Funk Strain Growing Information
White Funk can be cultivated both indoors and outdoors with a flowering time of approximately 70 days (10 weeks). The strain is considered easy to grow with medium yield potential. Indoor flowering typically ranges from 63-77 days. Gage Green Genetics has only made this strain available as regular seeds, never offering feminized versions. The plant exhibits the sturdy growth characteristics typical of White genetics while maintaining the vigorous growth traits inherited from its Sour Diesel parentage. Growers can expect plants that produce substantial amounts of resinous trichomes, making this strain attractive for both flower production and concentrate extraction.
White Funk Strain Genetics
White Funk Strain Parent Strains
Frequently Asked Questions
How does White Funk make you feel?
White Funk is known to produce the following effects:
- Euphoric: 85%
- Uplifted: 80%
- Chatty: 75%
- Happy: 75%
- Relaxed: 70%
- Focused: 65%
What are the positive effects of White Funk?
White Funk has these reported positive effects:
- Users report relief from chronic pain
- May help with depression and mood swings
- Often used for chronic fatigue
- Users report relief from chronic stress
- May help with ADD/ADHD
- Users report relief from bipolar disorder
- May help with migraines
This is not medical advice. Consult a healthcare professional.
What are the negative effects of White Funk?
Possible negative effects include:
- Dry Mouth
- Dry Eyes
- Dry mouth
- Dry eyes
- Possible anxiety in sensitive users
- Potential dizziness in high doses
What does White Funk taste like?
White Funk has the following flavor profile:
- Diesel
- Earthy
- Herbal
- Pungent
- Sour
- Sweet
- Woody